Net Positive with John Crist
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Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catc...
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Stolen Sermons (w/ Andy Stanley)
All things church, John’s desire to preach, making fun of pastors, and being graded on potential not against others… On the net, it's a positive.
Don’t Let Them
Let them theory, hanging flags, everyone is rooting for you, and best/worst names for guys… On the net, it's a positive.
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*Pat Pat*
Ice cream shops, college rush, mean teachers, and things that don’t work… On the net, it's a positive.
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Laughter Is Medicine (w/ RFK Jr.)
No, this is not AI… the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., joined us on the pod… On the net, it's a positive.
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Watch My Stuff
Back to school, walking distances, defending boomers, summer camp for adults, and airport stealing… On the net, it's a positive.
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The First 48
Empty houses, Savannah Bananas, the most embarrassing apps, Gen Z’s new problem… On the net, it's a positive.
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aw tysm
Trump at the World Cup, vacation content, the worst states, and a Waymo intervention… On the net, it's a positive.
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Trigger Town (w/ Brantley Gilbert)
Speedos on the beach, bar fights, a burning tour bus, and writing country music hits… On the net, it's a positive.
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Citizenship Red Card
America 250, women gambling, snapping pics… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Old Intern
Solving your workplace problems… On the net, it’s a positive.
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2:15 in the Philippines
World Cup, seatbelts, instagram gremlins, apple or fig … On the net, it’s a positive.
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Speaking American
Type 2 fun, judging, changing our language, and The Bible Diet… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Line Leader (w/ Sadie Robertson Huff)
Praying for Justin Bieber, a 9 on the ACT, kindergarten line leaders, and being canceled by Beyoncé… On the net, it’s a positive.
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White Collar Hookah
America 250, stalking, being polite to AI, and calling animal control… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Depth Over Dopamine (w/ Josh Pate)
College football, modern day media, and untold stories… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Stick Shift
Modes of communication, an Ella fella’s birthday party, and standing on your tippy toes as a man… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Plumber Chic
Too early for breakfast, side chats to the group chat, being late to church, and the minimum Venmo request… On the net, it’s a positive.
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As A Man
Laying Spirit to rest, what your coffee order says about you, the quarter zip trend, and ring by spring… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Toes & Nails
Solo events, judging seat maps, marriage counseling, and toes and nails… On the net, it’s a positive.
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$26 Entree
Condoleezza Rice, John’s DoorDash incident, IRS banter, and putting down the bag of rocks… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Group Chats (w/ Derrick Stroup)
ChatGPT helping dumb people, fighting people online, and group chat dynamics… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Bunnies & Eggs
Origins of the easter bunny, landing on the moon, going to concerts, and saying "bro"… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Tink Tink
Ancient memes, getting replaced, post game pressers, and almost cussing… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Not A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper)
Right vs Left, Brett’s first political video, indoctrination, and how to be online… On the net, it’s a positive.
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More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive.
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The Roast Of Net Positive
Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive.
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Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive.
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POV Stomach
USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive.
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Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)
Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Mental Physical Therapy
Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Pause All Parties
Sharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive.
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No Hang List
John’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net, it’s a...
License To Preach
Going to a catholic church, John’s Uber battle, graduation or wedding, and places we WILL be going… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Green Room (w/ ERNEST)
All things country music, green room stories, and of course plenty of laughs to go around… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Fraudanese
Internet experts, sleep supportive families, and borrowing your husband… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Why’s The TV Hot? (w Tara-Leigh Cobble)
Growing up in the church, bible versions, the origins of The Bible Recap… On the net it’s a positive.
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Holiday Quests
We’re back once again, solving your holiday problems one joke at a time… On the net it’s a positive.
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New Creature
Solving your holiday problems, one joke at a time (with some real advice too)… On the net it’s a positive.
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Uber Ambulance
Taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, using an uber as an ambulance, and Gold, Glory, And Girls… On the net it’s a positive.
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Load Management (w/ Carey Nieuwhof)
The State Of The Union of churches in 2025, bad Jesus interactions, Pastor load management, Going to online church, and pastors using AI… On the net,...